Space Pance Bio

Space Pance was born on September 13, 7005 AD on the dull planet Haberdash (of the Haberdash System) to Pawnee parents. He often resides on Haberdash II, one of the three moons of Haberdash. Haberdash III is the most famous of the Haberdashian moons as it is home to over 30,000 naturally occurring totem poles. There are only 412 naturally occurring totem poles on Haberdash II.

Space Pance developed his sidekick Dizny in December of 7006. The two peruse the four known universes looking for free gum (the best of which is Nicorette) and a new way of life. Space Pance is lucky enough to have a free gum sense, so he often navigates the missions while Dizny drives powerboat-derived vehicles fueled by his knowledge of J-Pop. The two are fully telekinetic.

Space Pance is a professional builder of gazebos, an accomplished stilt-walker, a dreamer of pictures and a very picky eater.